Monday, May 2, 2011

Buried at Sea

Buried at Sea?

Ok, maybe, but they had to be very careful with the body.

Every sailor and marine would have had a turn at pissing on him to wash off all the impurities, afterward, they would have wrapped him very carefully in a cloth, and attached pig intestines to hold the cloth tight to the body.

Several men would have held the body as they slowly rotated it on the internal organs and bladder of the pig fanned out on the table, leaving just enough pig intestine to use to carefully wrap the body after applying a heat gun to dry out the skin/intestines.

Then, several marines would have taken a gallon or two of barrels filled with chum, and dump it into the sea out the back of the ship.  After 10-15 minutes, they would place the body in a plastic bag with a cross, and throw the bag into the sea.

Poseidon would do the rest, or the sharks.


Make Mine Freedom - 1948

American Form of Government

Who's on First? Certainly isn't the Euro.