World welcomes Obama win

as if.

oooh the Germans go gaga over Obama ... he reminds them of MLK and JFK ...

The French are deeply enamored by this man who can string sentences together.

And the British, have clearly annointed him the next messiah.

The Burmese love him and promise they will open their country up when he is elected.

The Chinese have given their approval as well - when elected, China will formerly abandon communism.

The Russians - they are so gaga over Obama, as soon as he is elected in November, they will formerly join the US as a territory.

The Thai have promised to implement free elections, abolish their military, and free all prisoners.

The Vietnamese have promised that when he is elected they will abandon communism and will fully embrace capitalism, and to top China, they will offer all American Vietnam vets a $10,000 forgiveness package, and Vietnam will officially accept blame for the horrors of the war.

Venezuela - Hugo Chavez has decided he better get in on the going before everyone else beats him - he promises to forgive Bush if Obama is elected, and will provide $400 million worth of oil to the US each year for free, he will pay the shipping costs.

Cuba has announced that on January 21, 2009, Fidel Castro will be arrested and tried for crimes against the Cuban people along with his brother, Cuba will be free and all property of Cubans who left will be restored. Cuba will then ask to become the 51st state to the US.

Iran has gone even further. Amidinejad offered his congratulations on winning the election, until he was told that Obama hasn't won yet, to which Amidinejad responded 'but a technicality' and assured Obama Iran would dismantle every nuclear reactor, plant, and facility in Iran, and not to be outdone by Chavez, Iran will send $500 million worth of oil to the US each year free, and a ship load of pomegranates.

The AP was reporting the world reaction as fast and objectively as possible, but the world was too eager to fall in line.


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