Al Qaeda - We DO NOT kill innocents

Yep. It's true. They don't. I was really unsure myself. I always thought that the US military were bloodthirsty murderers who, upon entering Iraq began murdering ten thousand people a day just to see if we could use up all our bullets. It must be true now. Ayman al-Zawahiri, 2nd in command of the al-qaeda structure (which for those not paying attention is a very big tent) told the world that Al Qaeda DO NOT kill innocents. He did inform us that the enemy (READ: US) usually hide behind women and children and it is possible that innocents are killed due to the cowardly behavior of American military men and women. CNN.com, April 3, 2008

Ya know, I was convinced before and am now certain, American soldiers regularly use women and children to hide behind. It makes perfect sense. The 250 lb Marine (with all their gear, backpack, weapons), hiding behind a woman in a black sheet. yep, works for me. I would do it, I know it would afford me so much protection and al qaeda types never consider shooting women so I'd be safe.

Yes and earth is Mars, and Mars is Venus and up is down and green is really purple. In that world, the above would make sense. Otherwise, this liar and his lying statements prove how evil they really are, and that they do not even know how to read the Koran let alone understand it, or they would fear Allah's wrath for their lying murdering ways. It also makes it perfectly clear why we should systematically send each of them to see Allah, whenever possible and often. They deserve that opportunity to face Allah, and have him kick their asses down to hell.



UPDATE: 5/13/08
On May 13, 2008, the Indian city of Jaipur, a popular tourist destination, was rocked by a series of explosions. Nine bombs attached to bicycles exploded in five different locations within 12 minutes, killing over 60 people and wounding 200 others.


The group responsible, while not called al-qaida, is loosely affiliated by ideological goal, to al qaida. They are bred of the same cloth, both dipped in evil, and thrust upon the world.