Thursday, May 15, 2008

Keith Olbermann is a fool and a loud fool at that

Listening to this pompous ass was more difficult than listening to Bush wade through a State of the Union Speech. He perpetuated a number of lies, developed a few more of his own, regurgitated the far left attack on Bush, implied more than he possesses facts, dismisses facts in lieu of his own world view, and ensures I could never support a liberal for anything nor watch MSNBC (apparently no one else watches either).

He is a pompous ass. A self-congratulating piece of shit. I know, mature and rational people do not make personal attacks. Ad hominem attacks are just not fair. Unless the other person thrusts himself into the position where he is begging to be called a liar.

You sir deserve a bat upside the head to knock what little sense you may possess out, to render your annoying voice quiet, and your insipid attacks away.

You sir, are a fool. The only abyss you find yourself on is in your mind and I wish very much you would step over. You represent, from my casual perusal of the media, the only rabid loon on the news stations. Even CNN is centrist relative to you sir. The only thing the Democrats can fix is their own cooked books. You should be very careful that your closet door doesn't hit you as you struggle to keep it closed.

I THINK this may be the one rant that sinks you. You sir deserve to be relegated to the ash heap of television - where no one watches and where no one cares about anything you have to say - oops, you are already in such a place and on such a station MSNBC.

Are you trying to get a job working for Moveon.org? It sure seems that way.

You imply several things in your rant that feed in to conspiracy theorists sick minds.

You manipulate and play on ignorance. Your promote fear ... and gosh, sounds a lot like your litany of complaints against Bush. You should be ashamed sir, picking on someone who is incapable of defending himself due top his limited mental faculties - then again, your faculties are even less actualized.

The fake threats - you are one stupid fuck - shut the hell up!

I will bet, you could not pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that just will not go away and why MSNBC keeps you on despite the fact no one watches - well, except for those who inhabit the mind of Moveon.org, I will never understand.

You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity - and listening to your rant, it is clear it is you who should build a monument to your own ego.

Try to edit your commentary before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to listeners, but we will be able to assess the situation more rapidly. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us?

What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void.

You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.


Oh, maybe this has just been one long personal attack ... hmm ... just like Olbermann, only my commentary is about a man who has accomplished utterly nothing in his life. Bush has achieved slightly more.


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And for those who do not wish to listen to him, he is annoying even when he isn't talking - the transcript may be found at http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brad-wilmouth/2008/05/15/olbermann-accuses-bush-murderous-deceit-should-shut-hell

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