Michael Moore = ALERT

Michael Moore ALERT


Michael Moore has cancelled all trips to Peru after he found out there are gangs roaming around the country killing fat people for their fat and selling the fat to cosmetics companies.


In fact, Michael Moore has sworn off all Central and South American countries because everyone in those countries would be susceptible to the same allure of cash for fat and he wants to keep his fat right where it is - on his head.

Michael Moore just swore off Eastern European countries after he saw hostel and figured out that someone may want to kill him in a painful fashion and then sell fat to cosmetics companies.

Michael Moore has gone into hiding.









Michael Moore